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You won’t find it in the Guinness Book of World Records, but Andre the Giant holds the world record for the largest number of beers consumed in a single sitting. These were standard 12-ounce bottles of beer, nothing fancy, but during a six-hour period Andre drank 119 of them. It was one of the few times Andre got drunk enough to pass out, which he did in a hallway at his hotel. His companions, quite drunk themselves, couldn’t move the big man. Fearing trouble with cops, they stole a piano cover from the lounge and draped it over Andre’s inert form. He slept peacefully until morning, unmolested by anyone. Perhaps the hotel people thought he was a piece of furniture.

Many rumors have arisen about misbehavior on a Bozo show making it onto the air although none have been substantiated and relatively few of the local Bozo episodes were preserved on tape. The most famous tale involves Bozo attempting to manage the behavior of an outspoken child by making the comment, "That's a Bozo no-no," which is said to have elicited the response from the kid: "Cram it, clownie!" On a Kermit Schaefer compilation of bloopers, a clip appears with the retort, "Fuck off, clown!". However, Schaefer was notorious for re-creating audio clips using hired actors, and this is certainly one of those.

POLL RESULTS:

Are all celebrities retarded?

YES -- Every last one of them..............................................10..........18.87%

YES -- But there are a few smart ones..................................30..........56.60%

Maybe -- I am leaning on the fence.........................................2...........3.77%

No -- But they are not getting into Mensa anytime soon..........11..........20.75%

No -- Celebrities are all geniuses............................................0................0%

Jn 1982, comic actor Marty Feldman was found dead in a motel room in Mexico. He died of heart failure believed to have been brought on by shellfish poisoning.

REVEALED ! ! !

Kenny's lines in the opening theme song, like the rest of his speech in the show, are muffled by his parka hood, which covers his entire face except for his eyes. However, Kenny's lines have been revealed by South Park Studios. In seasons 1-2, he says "I love girls with big fat titties, I love girls with deep vaginas," in seasons 3-5, he says "I have got a 10-inch penis, use your mouth if you want to clean it." From season 7 to the first half of season 10, Kenny says "Some day I'll be old enough to stick my dick in Britney's butt." The current lines are not known at this time.

What happened to George Tobias? (Abner Kravitz on "Bewitched"), by Bob Siler

It was in the wee hours of February 26,1980. The ringing of the phone awakened Warren McGill, an employee in the Service Department at Mt. Sinai Memorial Park. It was the cemetery mortician who worked the graveyard shift and he needed someone to make a pick up at Cedars Sinai Hospital. Warren was on his way. He dropped his car off at Mt. Sinai and picked up a 1977 Ford station wagon that was used to transport bodies from the hospital to the cemetery and headed out into the dark February night.

Warren made his pick up, strapped George Tobias onto a gurney and was on his way back to Mt.. Sinai when he had a minor traffic accident at the corner of Sierra Bonita and Sunset Blvd, in Hollywood. When Warren got out of the car to exchange insurance information with the other driver, he left the keys in the ignition. This was something that all of us in the Service Department did. Whenever one of us would drive one of the cars around the cemetery, when we got out, we left the keys in the ignition. It was a habit. But, it was a habit that would be broken after this night's events.

While Warren was talking to the other driver, two men jumped into the station wagon and took off, unaware that they had a back seat passenger, Mr. Tobias. They had driven only a few blocks when they discovered that they were not alone. The car came to a screeching stop at the corner of Sierra Bonita and Franklin avenues where the thieves abandoned it. They ran screaming east on Franklin. Warren and his George finally made it back to Mt. Sinai.

When we showed up for work that morning, we had no idea about Warren's late night adventure. An employee meeting was held and everyone was informed as to what had happened, and who the deceased was, and that the cemetery would soon be over run by the press. We were not to talk to anyone. There was a chance that Tobias's family would sue the cemetery and they didn't want anymore trouble.

Jared (the Subway weight-loss guy)

After years of force-feeding himself thousands of turkey sandwiches on wheat, hold the flavor, all he becomes is Jare-dead?

The death was a fake, of course, but that didn't seem to have stopped the reports from spreading like light mayonnaise across the digital by-ways this past June.

The website, Jaredremembered.com, broadcasted an amazingly detailed phony memorial. Here's part of the death announcement posted there (and nowhere else online). Notice that it's not dated--all it says is "yesterday"--so it could apply perfectly well to today, tomorrow or whenever people first notice it:

Jared S. Fogel, best known as the spokesman for Subway sandwich shop "The Subway Guy" Born December 1st, 1977 – Died yesterday at 4:43pm EST. The autopsy has not been performed, early medical reports indicate that he has died due to abnormal abdominal adhesions resulting from his 1998 gastric bypass surgery.

P.S. - They even spelled his name wrong. It's Fogle, not Fogel.

Rosemary's Baby is a 1968 Roman Polanski film about a Manhattan woman whose husband signs a Faustian pact with the Satan-worshipping cult next door. The film's composer died of a brain clot one year after making the film, the same way a character in the film dies. Then producer William Castle suffered kidney failure soon after the film was made, and swore the movie was cursed after crying out "Rosemary, for God's sake drop that knife" while being treated.

But those stories aside, the curse is mainly built around the insanely shitty luck of Roman Polanski. In March of 1969 Polanski had bought a house for himself and his 8 months pregnant wife Sharon Tate. Unfortunately, Polanski had broken the first rule of real estate: never buy a house from someone who pissed off Charles Manson.

The former owner of the house was music producer Terry Melcher, who had previously refused to record Manson's music. Manson expressed his disappointment by ordering his cult to go to Polanski's house. There, they killed Sharon Tate, her unborn baby and four others, stabbing the victims multiple times. After the murders, one of the killers took a rag, soaked up some of Tate's blood and wrote "pig" on the front door with it. So as curses go it was a lot worse than the crooked pictures thing.

Polanski was in London at the time and thus survived the onslaught. He went on to have a successful career, critical flop Pirates aside, free from problems. Oh, except later when he was charged with statutory rape. He could try to blame the curse for that one but we don't think it would hold up in court.

Back to the Furture

The "Happy" Ending:

While on a time-travel adventure, young Marty McFly helps his father become less of a pussy and meet his future wife. After returning to his own time, Marty finds that his formerly dysfunctional family is now happy and affluent, the school bully Biff has been made into an indentured servant, and he has a cool new truck.

But in Reality:

The people in Marty's house look the same, but they have completely different personalities from the people he knew and loved before he hopped in the Delorean. The utterly different direction their lives took basically gives his parents personalities as alien to him as pod people from Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Not to mention the fact that every single conversation and interaction with his parents will be based on a history he has utterly no memory of. How long until they push to have Marty institutionalized, since every memory from his childhood is from some bizarre alternate reality that no one else shares? On top of all that, while the movie wants us to cheer Biff becoming a menial laborer for the McFlys as a nice bit of karmic comeuppance, we can't help but think that it's a bad idea to give a house key to the guy who once tried to rape your wife.

Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn Woody said in a 2005 interview: 'If somebody told me when I was younger, "You're going to wind up married to a girl 35 years younger than you and a Korean, not in show-business"... I would have said "You're completely crazy".'

On April 20th 1996, actress Margot Kidder was at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting to board a flight that wasn't leaving until the next day. She never got on, of course. Anyway, she spotted a television crew and followed them through the airport. She pointed at their equipment and screamed, "I know you're after me and you're sending signals with those things!" She followed them into the Hertz Rent A Car, where she stayed for almost an hour, passing notes that read, "Drive my jacket 100 miles from here, and throw it."

Three days later she was found mumbling gibberish in a backyard woodpile in Glendale. Her hair had been hacked off with a razor blade, and what was left of it, was tied with a strip from a plastic grocery bag, plus her front teeth were missing. Turns out she lost her dental plate. The policeman said to her that she had better leave the woodpile, as there are black widow spiders there. Her reply? "Ha! There are much worse things than black widow spiders after me!"